50 New Ways To Leave Your Lover

50 (NEW) WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

A new ditty for these crazy times. Apologies to Paul Simon. (Please don’t sue me.)

The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you use technology
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There are now fifty ways to leave your lover…

She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty new ways to leave your lover
Fifty new ways to leave your lover…

Send her a tweet, Pete
Click an email, Cael
No need to hold back, Jack
Just get yourself free

Yeah, erase his JPEG, Meg
From your facebook, Brooke
Just ping an IM, Clem
And get yourself free.

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